Haikus are cool

How about a haiku to start the year? My favorite?

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don’t make sense.

Refrigerator.

Yes, one would have to agree that in this case it is true.

Reminds me of the Ketchup ode supposedly credited to Orson Welles:

You shake and shake and shake the bottle, first a little, then a lottle.

Or, alternatively:

First a little, then a lottle: the Ketchup bottle.

Yes, well there you go. Normal services will be resumed as soon as possible.