It transpires that crazy mutant carrot monster years are not the same as human years, the ratio seems to be much higher for crazy mutant carrot monsters. This explains why Carrotzilla has aged so very rapidly… long gone are those joyous days of yesteryear when he as a young and crunchy thing he used to terrorise whole populations of innocents and laid metropoli to waste – and that was before breakfast!
Yesterday the moment came I had been dreading for
years, months… well, certainly weeks: Carrotzilla decided to leave us. Where he decided to go I do not know, hopefully he will find peace there for his troubled carrot soul…