Isn’t it shocking how something the most innocuous, innocent every-day objects can go bad and wreak havoc? Take retrieval cones, for instance. Often used, seldom spared much thought, but what if they developed a hive mind and decided to have a crack at world domination?!
No, no need to worry. Just idly fiddling around with some retrieval cones during lunch break. Apart from that, it sometimes seems to me that the most scary monsters of them all are us humans beings!