What the BBC says

Ok then, so WHY can I hear raindrops against the roof? C’mooooon, I want to set this event up dry! And no, I do not want to have to dry about a billion kilometers of rope when I get home…

Oh, and while we’re at it, Mr. or Mrs. BBC Weather Person, you might want to work on that Saturday and Sunday forecast a bit – don’t like the look of that so much yet, thank you.